Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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4 men went golfing one day.
Three headed to the first tee while the other went to the clubhouse to
take care of the bill. The three men started bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others,
"My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend
a new home for free."
The second man said,
"My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership.
He's so successful that he gave a friend a brand new mercedes, fully
loaded."
The third man not wanting to be outdone, bragged,
"My son is a stockbroker, and is so successful that he gave a friend an
entire portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking
caring of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about
our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied.
"Well my son is gay and dances in a gay bar."
The others grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about
the dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three boyfriends
gave him a house, a stock portfolio and a brand new mercedes."
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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LMAO 
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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LMAO!!! quality!
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p1ummy
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Registered: 30th Jul 03
Location: A shithole called widnes
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lol :d
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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alright plummeh
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve106GTi
cheesy i love you, cheesy I love you, cheesy i love you
sick absoloutly sick
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