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Author J 11ESY
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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12th Sep 03 at 13:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We are bored lets make up a storey for the people.... I will start...

One day a man got home from work and....
PainZ
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12th Sep 03 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

went up stairs straight away and pulled down his
Foz
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12th Sep 03 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i am bored 2!
Jason Iles
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Shorts, to replace them with...
jo_jess
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12th Sep 03 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

a long frilly skirt...
PainZ
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12th Sep 03 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he then went down stairs again and into the..
Pablo
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and made some tea burnt his toast then...
jo_jess
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12th Sep 03 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

had a w**k
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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12th Sep 03 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Plucked his pubic hair with an alligator
Foz
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12th Sep 03 at 13:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by jo_jess
had a w**k


ughhhh discusting
jo_jess
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12th Sep 03 at 13:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Foz
quote:
Originally posted by jo_jess
had a w**k


ughhhh discusting


ye like im sure none of you do it
Pablo
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12th Sep 03 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by B4RVO
and made some tea burnt his toast then...


went for a jog to catch the pigeon and got lost ended up at....
Jason Iles
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12th Sep 03 at 13:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Plucked his pubic hair with an alligator


which didn't work very well so he tried....
Pablo
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12th Sep 03 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WHICH STORY NOW????
Jason Iles
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12th Sep 03 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

delete restart
Pablo
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12th Sep 03 at 13:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

D'oh....

Once apon a time...
Jason Iles
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12th Sep 03 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

in a quite village...
jo_jess
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there lived a man with one eye.......
Pablo
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They called him frANk cos he walked funny too....
Jason Iles
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12th Sep 03 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

due to his chocolate legs
jo_jess
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one day he turned the fire up too high.......
Pablo
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12th Sep 03 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and his arm fell off...
Jason Iles
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12th Sep 03 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

which was strange because...
Ally
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yes, his right arm, making him unable too...
jo_jess
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12th Sep 03 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he didnt have any arms to start with.

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