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Author GIVE ME ADVICE AND IF IT WORKS ILL PAY URE NXT YEARS PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP!
Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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12th Sep 03 at 19:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im going out2nite for sum birds....i am all tarted up in my frock....

wat lines shuld i use etc and how shuld i approach da birds....

U HAVE 1 HOUR TO REPLY HERE WITH URE THOUGHTS

THE TIME IS NOW 20.08.... IF I LIKE IT THEN I SHALL USE URE APPROACH!

IF IT WORKS THEN ILL PAY U £12.50 2 BCOME A PREMIUM MEMBER!!!!

GOOD LUCK!!!!
l33t corsa
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Registered: 14th Aug 01
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12th Sep 03 at 19:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Classic.
infinitycorsa
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Stourport-on-Severn, Hereford and Worcester
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12th Sep 03 at 19:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!
Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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12th Sep 03 at 19:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my friends call me nova
as in
cassanova
M4tt
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Registered: 18th Apr 03
Location: Potters Bar
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12th Sep 03 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just start complementing em, make em feel real special blah blah.

gimmie my membership
Thoday
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Drove kitted corsa b now standard corcs c exclusiv
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12th Sep 03 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my names Munchie.. dya wana come home and suck on my crunchie........
Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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12th Sep 03 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
give them the big O
Craig6682
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Registered: 8th Apr 03
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12th Sep 03 at 19:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I've never done this before but i really like you, would you like to go out together somewhere?

Might work although i don't have a girl friend
Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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12th Sep 03 at 19:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cheakycharlie
my names Munchie.. dya wana come home and suck on my crunchie........


or
my names munchie u wanna know why
come back to mine an ill show ya
danny boyo
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Registered: 15th Nov 02
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12th Sep 03 at 19:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hi ladys u wanna make 5 quid the hard way? god u must have been sumthin before electricity

[Edited on 12-09-2003 by danny boyo]
Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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12th Sep 03 at 19:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no tell them that you like security in relationships and that u are looking for sum1 special but havent found that person yet.

Also tell them that u waited 6 months b4 having sex with one of your ex's

use this and ur away
madboutcars
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Registered: 21st Nov 02
Location: Zim Zimmer who az the keys to my Bimmer :)
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12th Sep 03 at 19:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell them how nice they are looking tonight, then say do you want a drink.then say your single and havent been in a relationship for 6mounths. And your looking for the right person.then say have you got a boyfriend if they say no say how long you been single for. when do we know who wins
Bonzai
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Registered: 25th Mar 03
Location: Cardiff, Wales Drives: 205 GTi 1.9
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12th Sep 03 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'you can have breakfast at mine if you like'
mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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12th Sep 03 at 19:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just don't use any cheesy chat up lines......................
Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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12th Sep 03 at 19:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
GOING NOW!!!!

TARAAAAA LOL
J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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12th Sep 03 at 19:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well im a premium member mate,so pay for fayes

go upto a bird n use this......... 'look love! im not gunna use no corny crap on ya,i wanna fuck ya,not goin to lie about it and use cheesey chat up lines,if ur up for it,follow me if not buy your own fuckin drinks'
Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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12th Sep 03 at 19:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
:LOL: WHERE IM GOING IS FREE DRINKS!!!!! £10 ENTRY LOL
madboutcars
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Registered: 21st Nov 02
Location: Zim Zimmer who az the keys to my Bimmer :)
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12th Sep 03 at 19:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whos won??????????
Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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12th Sep 03 at 19:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ULL FIND OUT2MORROW WHEN I HAVE SUM BIRD LOL
kenny2many
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: fife nr dunfermline
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12th Sep 03 at 19:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"do u wanna go halfers on a bastard?"
BabyBlade
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Registered: 5th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Rides: Ninja 600
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12th Sep 03 at 19:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adam-D
give them the finger


In what sense?

[Edited on 12-09-2003 by Sethion33]
Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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12th Sep 03 at 20:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yehhhhhhhh lol
Savinforcorsaproject
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Registered: 3rd Aug 03
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12th Sep 03 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Me : Hiya Do u like Jewellery?

Her : Yes

Me: Suck on my cock its a Gem

Hehe I did actually pull from that lol
Stone Cold Rattlesnake
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Registered: 12th Jun 02
Location: London .................. Drives: Astra IV
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12th Sep 03 at 22:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You: Hi my name's Bond

Her: What James Bond? *giggles*

You: No UniBond im here to fill your crack
Savinforcorsaproject
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Registered: 3rd Aug 03
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12th Sep 03 at 22:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stone Cold Rattlesnake
You: Hi my name's Bond

Her: What James Bond? *giggles*

You: No UniBond im here to fill your crack


LMAO

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