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Lynny
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7th Oct 03 at 19:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan.
Sainsbury' s Condom-making life taste better
Tesco condom - every little helps
Nike condoms - just do it
Peugeot condoms - the ride of your life
Galaxy condoms -why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC condoms -finger licking good
Malteasers condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway condoms -lightening the load
Abbey National condoms -because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms -The real thing
Ever Ready condoms -keep going and going
Macintosh condoms -it does more,it costs less,it's that simple
Pringles condom -once you pop you can't stop
Burger King condom -home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms "for longer ride go wild"
FCUK condoms - no comment required
Muller Light condoms - so much pleasure,but where's the pain
Flash condoms -just sit back,relax and let flash do all the hardwork
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms Soft,strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms -does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms -it's dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms -gets right under the rim!!!!
Heineken condoms -reaches parts others just cannot reach
Carlesberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars condom - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Polo condoms -the condom with the hole!!(very poor seller)
Nokia condoms - Connecting people
J da Silva
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7th Oct 03 at 19:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i dont wear condoms, i like to shoot it on their breasts
Ally
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7th Oct 03 at 19:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
seen it before ... makes me laugh every time
Luke1.4
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7th Oct 03 at 20:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Malteasers condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands

thought it was m&m's that melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Lynny
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7th Oct 03 at 20:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nah its malteasers, the guy who showed me it sed it was minstrels
MikeD
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7th Oct 03 at 20:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
malteasers are lighter that ordinary chocolate
J da Silva
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7th Oct 03 at 21:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lynn why have u deleted the controversial statement
Lynny
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7th Oct 03 at 21:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i thought id offended u as u went offline
J da Silva
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7th Oct 03 at 21:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well, if u look at the threads where ppl are havin a dig at ya, take note of who was str8 to your defence
Lynny
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7th Oct 03 at 21:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Richie
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7th Oct 03 at 21:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she hates me
Lynny
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7th Oct 03 at 21:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no i dont!
J da Silva
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7th Oct 03 at 21:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u hate me austin, goin on what u last said to me in a thread
Richie
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7th Oct 03 at 21:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
blode - yes u do

Venom - What i said?
T1NK
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