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Steve
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8th Oct 03 at 20:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Talking to the cat saying

"Yeeess your mummys girl arnt you?"
"Yeessss"
"Mummys Girl"
"Your the girl i never had arnt you?"
"Yeesss"

Lost the plot
mav
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8th Oct 03 at 20:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My missus does that to her wee pussy too....
Craig W
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8th Oct 03 at 20:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She gave birth to you, cut her some slack.
Steve
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8th Oct 03 at 20:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just to put u in the picture
Ally
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8th Oct 03 at 20:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think its a 'mum' thing
Nath
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8th Oct 03 at 20:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mum does this to my dog, i keep informing her everytime that the dog ISNT gonna talk back.
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"Your the girl i never had arnt you?" worried me the most because this means she is thinking about giving birth to a cat
Nath
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8th Oct 03 at 20:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mum also says this, it makes my sister cry
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8th Oct 03 at 20:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes but nath ur family is home to incest so this is normal behaviour
Nath
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I knew you couldnt keep a secret
charcoalgrill
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8th Oct 03 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve106GTi
Such a milf


Stuckey
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8th Oct 03 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i feel she wants a daughter, but got u
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9th Oct 03 at 06:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Maybe she doesn't feel the love in your house?
Cybermonkey
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Perhaps Steve is her Daughter, but changed sex at the age of 5
Jason Iles
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PMSL @ this thread I chat to my Girlfriends dogs, they just look at me and tilt there head to the side
Foz
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its proper bo' i tell thee.

My dogs look abit like cats, i am ashamed to take them out.
stuyw
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u dont have wot looks like a rat on a lead do u m8
Tom
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@ this thread Jase I speak to my mrs. dogs aswell I say 'no you don't wana slobber on me do you' 'no you don't' She's got a new foundland and a german sheppard sketchy

 
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