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Original script from Rainbow.
For those of you who don’t have kids or are far too young to remember the splendid children’s TV programme Rainbow, this may be a little lost on you…………. but it must have been a great episode to watch! Almost too ridiculous to believe……..
This was taken from an original Rainbow script and there’s no way this could have been done by accident !! Innuendo all the way !!!
The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana…………
Zippy: “One skin, two skin, three skin, four “
George: “Zippy where is Bungle?”
Zippy: I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up”
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: “Geoffrey, I can’t get it in”
Geoffrey: “You manage it last night”
Bungle: “I know, let’s try it round the other way. Ooooooooh, I’ve got it in!”
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit.
Bungle: “Would you stick this on the shelf George?”
George: “I can’t reach, you’ll have to stick it up yourself Bungle”
Geoffrey: (to camera) “Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing”
Bungle: “Playing with each other, Geoffrey?”
Geoffrey: “Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?”
George: “Yesterday we played with each other’s balls. Are we going to play with your friends balls today?”
Bungle: “Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well.”
Geoffrey: (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?”
Zippy: “Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it”
Bungle:”It’s my plucking instrument”
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy: “I can, I’m the best plucker in here”
George: “And I’m good at banging. My pegs hard isn’t it Zippy?”
Zippy: “Of course it is George, it wouldn’t go in if it was soft!”
Geoffrey: “Lets get back to Bungle’s twanger”
Bungle: (excited) “Ooooooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldn’t we? Let’s
play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely
Maracas.”
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy: “We could hear you all banging away”
Rod: “Banging can be fun”
Jane: “Oooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy!”
Freddy: (looking sad) “Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument”
Rod: (to Jane) “Do you want to blow on my pipe while I’m twanging away?”
Jane: “Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like to play with my
maracas?”
Zippy: “No, let’s just pluck away with our twangers”
George: “Yes, it doesn’t matter what size our twanger is”
Zippy: “I’ve got a big red one”
George “I’ve only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it”
Geoffrey: “Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the
same time. If you haven’t got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now let’s all play the
plucking song”
Everyone in the studio: “Pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck along, we’re going to pluck all day”
 
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PaulW
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LMFAO
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Jason Iles
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ROFLAO PMSL
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ONeil
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quality
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SetH
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PMFSL
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SKI
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fucking fantastic
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leeshez
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Brilliant i think i rember zippy peeling a bannana 
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drunkenfool
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HAHAHAHAHAH i need to find which video that is on and buy it!
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Anton_sxi
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LMFAO
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Munchie
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no way is dat real!!!!
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leeshez
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Is this the episode i found it on hmv site under zippy?????
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Our mate Zippy and the rest of the gang are back in 6 hilarious episodes featuring singing, superheroes and much more!
Zippy Is Tongue-Tied Zippy is behaving oddly...again! He keeps talking to himself, but no-one knows why because he's tongue-tied and can't speak!
Super Bungle Bungle seems to get fantastic powers when he pretends to be Superman. No-one is more surprised then Bungle when he goes through the day solving George's problems.
The Shoe-Offs The Rainbow house go to concert. Zippy thinks he is going to be a star because he can sing better then anyone else!
Zippy's Cover-up Job Zippy's hiding something...and it has something to do with his cousin Zippo coming to stay.
TextNight Out Zippy, George and Bungle have been allowed to camp out in the garden- the usual chaos ensues!
The Singing Lesson Zippy is teaching Bungle to sing and George wants to learn too, but Zippy won't teach him.
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Release Date: 11-03-2002
Catalogue Number: FHEV8133
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