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Juni0r
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20th Oct 03 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Post your favs!!

You know like - thats my name don't wear it out! - shit example but waiting the decent answers!
Tom
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20th Oct 03 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You're pretty.

Well you're not so fcuk off

No wait, let me finish ....you're prettyy god damn ugly
Juni0r
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20th Oct 03 at 15:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Put the kettle on!

No!

Why?

Doesn't suit me!
Juni0r
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20th Oct 03 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*says something unbelievable*

Really??????

NO i'm lying for attention!
Pablo
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20th Oct 03 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who made u boss!
Juni0r
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20th Oct 03 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wat ya last slave die of??

Being a lippy cunt!
elfunkyo
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20th Oct 03 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fuck You Dickhead!
Juni0r
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20th Oct 03 at 15:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by elfunkyo
Fuck You Dickhead!


OOOh a personal attack!!!
Pablo
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20th Oct 03 at 15:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah cheeeeeeers dick head
Andy Stocker
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20th Oct 03 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You are thrush ( an irritating cnut)
Juni0r
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20th Oct 03 at 15:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
You are thrush ( an irritating cnut)


Quality!
Andy Stocker
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20th Oct 03 at 15:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I try
elfunkyo
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20th Oct 03 at 15:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thats normally an answer associated with my group of friends after 10 pints of Stella each
J da Silva
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20th Oct 03 at 15:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
girlfriend-'have you seen the state of your hair?'

me-' yeah,i just had a look with the retractable eyes i just bought'


i said that to her other week n got a slap
Juni0r
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20th Oct 03 at 15:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shit the bed!!

Is a good one!
Andy Stocker
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20th Oct 03 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.

I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.

Next time you wave, use all your fingers.

The only perfect science is hindsight.

He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.

A procrastinator's work is never done.

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.

A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.

I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.

If puns were outlawed, only outlaws would have puns.

I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Tom
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20th Oct 03 at 16:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Andy Stocker
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20th Oct 03 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.


charcoalgrill
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20th Oct 03 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.



Ally
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20th Oct 03 at 17:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'Cry me a river, dickface'
PaulW
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20th Oct 03 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sex is not the answer, sex is the question. YES is the Answer
Ben
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20th Oct 03 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Next time you wave, use all your fingers. "


Quality
Adam-D
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20th Oct 03 at 19:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Juni0r
Put the kettle on!

No!

Why?

Doesn't suit me!



twist

it wont fit
Luke1.4
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20th Oct 03 at 20:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
girlfriend :- i love you do u love me

Me :- i fuck u dont i

 
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