Nath
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How's your ageing intelligence? Take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces are so you don't see the answers until you have made your own....OK, relax, clear our mind and.... begin.
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1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself... If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions?? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.
5. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!
[Edited on 22-10-2003 by Nath]
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Adam-D
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i got the green house one
failed all the others
 
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Nath
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Same as me, except i got the clock one right too 
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Joff
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You mean people are getting these WRONG!!!???!!! 
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groom
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well that was ez lol
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mav
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I said Milk................ DOH
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Wolfy
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got em all.. im a smart bast!
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leeshez
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I failed on the bus question
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Mistamist
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i THINK I BETTER GET MY COAT!
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u25low
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i think its terrible not one person picked up ont the fact "aging" is actually spelt AGEING.... Pitiful!
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antonOO2
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gt um all right
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by u25low
i think its terrible not one person picked up ont the fact "aging" is actually spelt AGEING.... Pitiful!
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
You mean people are getting these WRONG!!!???!!!
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Andy
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What aload of b0ll0x. I must be one of the oldest using this board and the only one on this thread to notice that the questioner can't do maths. In one hour the hour hand moves one twelveth the clock face (12 hours on the dial), which means it moves 360/12 degrees = 30 degrees. Go back to kindergarten in your nappies you dumbwits.
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