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nuttytart1000

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Registered: 6th Sep 03
Location: somewhere in wigan area lashed up in a gutter
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23rd Oct 03 at 08:27

dont they just piss you right off... i've got up this morning and found the following note....
"thanks for letting me take your car in this cold weather
luv MUM x x x"
CHEERS MOTHER THANKS FOR ASKING!!!
day off work no car and i'll freeze my tits off if i go out...

paul_spurrell

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Registered: 14th Sep 01
Location: Bath Avon
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23rd Oct 03 at 08:28

report it stolen

Demo

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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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23rd Oct 03 at 08:29

then bitch slap her when she gets home

nuttytart1000

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23rd Oct 03 at 08:30

GOOD IDEA ...999
REVENGE IS SWEET

Kris TD

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Ware, Hertfordshire
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23rd Oct 03 at 08:31

i feel for you, no doubt it will come back with 4 kerbed wheels and a burnt out clutch, and maybe a couple of small dents in the bumpers and drivers door

nuttytart1000

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Registered: 6th Sep 03
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23rd Oct 03 at 08:31

NICE OFFER CYBERMOKEY TA LUV!

nuttytart1000

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23rd Oct 03 at 08:33

YEH AND MY SEAT'LL BE THAT CLOSE TO THE STEERING WHEEL ILL BE ABLE TO REST MY TITS ON THE DASH BOERD... AT LEAST THEY'LL WARM UP THERE

Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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23rd Oct 03 at 08:35

yes, dont turn the AC on, you might freeze them off completely.

nuttytart1000

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23rd Oct 03 at 08:38

bbbbrrrrrrrr hard nips there eh!

vibrio

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23rd Oct 03 at 08:55

quote:
Originally posted by nuttytart1000
dont they just piss you right off... i've got up this morning and found the following note....
"thanks for letting me take your car in this cold weather
luv MUM x x x"
CHEERS MOTHER THANKS FOR ASKING!!!
day off work no car and i'll freeze my tits off if i go out...

is it actually your car, are you the maindriver on the insurance?

Mistamist

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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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23rd Oct 03 at 08:58

go to where she works and take it back, let ya mum walk home!

Super_si

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23rd Oct 03 at 09:01

to cap things off you got pissed on and embarrsed by Bradford at the Grand Final

nuttytart1000

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Registered: 6th Sep 03
Location: somewhere in wigan area lashed up in a gutter
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:02

id go to her work but would be frozen to death by the time i got ther brrrrrrrr

Bart

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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:55

quote:
Originally posted by paul_spurrell
report it stolen

Oh yes!
that'll learn her

Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:00

quote:
Originally posted by Bart

quote:
Originally posted by paul_spurrell
report it stolen

Oh yes!
that'll learn her

"that'll learn her". the word you are looking for is TEACH. How did you do in Year 9 SATS?

GIBBS

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Registered: 22nd Feb 01
Location: Kent, Jap Car Importer :)
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:04

punch her in the face when she gets back.

MatthewR

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Location: Rickmansworth
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:06

My parents wouldn't dare go near me motor!

Demo

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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:12

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24

quote:
Originally posted by Bart

quote:
Originally posted by paul_spurrell
report it stolen

Oh yes!
that'll learn her

"that'll learn her". the word you are looking for is TEACH. How did you do in Year 9 SATS?

obviuosly a very poor score indeed

GIBBS

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Registered: 22nd Feb 01
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:14

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24

quote:
Originally posted by Bart

quote:
Originally posted by paul_spurrell
report it stolen

Oh yes!
that'll learn her

"that'll learn her". the word you are looking for is TEACH. How did you do in Year 9 SATS?

Well, if you wish to be anal about this then probably about the same score as you got.

You should have wrote...
"that'll learn her". The word you are looking for is 'Teach'. How did you do in your year 9 SAT's.

Matt

[Edited on 23-10-2003 by GIBBS]

Cybermonkey

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23rd Oct 03 at 10:17

quote:
Originally posted by GIBBS

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24

quote:
Originally posted by Bart

quote:
Originally posted by paul_spurrell
report it stolen

Oh yes!
that'll learn her

"that'll learn her". the word you are looking for is TEACH. How did you do in Year 9 SATS?

Well, if you wish to be anal about this then probably about the same score as you got.

You should have wrote...
"that'll learn her". The word you are looking for is 'Teach'. How did you do in your year 9 SAT's.

Matt

[Edited on 23-10-2003 by GIBBS]

Wrong again Mr Anal.

"that'll learn her". The word you are looking for is 'Teach'. How did you do in your year 9 SAT's?"

GIBBS

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Registered: 22nd Feb 01
Location: Kent, Jap Car Importer :)
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:19

god damn it, that'll teach me for trying to be clever.

still think a good punch in the face will sort her out.

Cybermonkey

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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:21

Yes. A good punch or reporting it stolen seems favourable.

Demo

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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:21

punch in the face gets my vote too

Wolfy

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Location: West Midlands
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23rd Oct 03 at 11:20

quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
My parents wouldn't dare go near me motor!

mine are scared of it.

broster

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Registered: 6th Dec 02
Location: Drives: E39
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23rd Oct 03 at 11:32

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24

"that'll learn her". The word you are looking for is 'Teach'. How did you do in your year 9 SAT's?"

wrong again! why would you have speach marks at the end of your sentance but not refering to any thing? dont comment on my statemnt as its full of errors i bet!

""that'll learn her". The word you are looking for is 'Teach'. How did you do in your year 9 SAT's?"

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