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Author An Excuse to not go to the Gym
Tracey
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Registered: 27th Aug 03
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23rd Oct 03 at 08:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pauls made me a death certificate
So that when I don’t turn up to the gym and they ring me- I can say im dead And when they ask for proof- I can send them the certificate


He said all I have to do is add the date


[Edited on 23-10-2003 by Tasty_Tracey]
Fraser Young
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Gareth_H
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Go to the Gym Tracey.
Tone your body.
Not that you need to anyway. ( Not that i have seen the whole package )
paul_spurrell
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
show us your tits
Pablo
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by paul_spurrell
show us your tits


Now now, behave!

And Tracey ur welcome
SteveW
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thats real thoughtful of you Paul,

can i have one, to get out of Uni
Pablo
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


JUST ADD THE DATE! Obviously dont had it in urself or they will know its fake.
Juni0r
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Think ineed one for comin home late on a friday night!!
SteveW
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cheers bud, that should work a treat....

Shame they dont know im called snowy

My life is like the Matrix, i lead a double life..... to most of the world im Steve, then when logging onto the net i become SNOWY
Leo
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can i have one for been ill and pissed off??
Pablo
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Demo
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Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
heres one for all you tax dodgers out there
SteveW
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Minw dont work anymore
Pablo
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I edited Snowy to Steve on the letter mate.
Demo
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
go and see a doctor about it
SteveW
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cheers, busta
Tom
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23rd Oct 03 at 09:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can u do me a doctors note?
Demo
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
for what?
Tom
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Getting out of work

Got a headache
Demo
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sure thing boss

here ya go. just fill in your name in the space provided
Cybermonkey
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by B4RVO


JUST ADD THE DATE! Obviously dont had it in urself or they will know its fake.


Make sure you carry a tip-ex pen to write the date
Tom
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cheers
Juni0r
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wheres mine!!!
Demo
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
G T F!

cant be arsed to do anymore, get someone else to make you one
Juni0r
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23rd Oct 03 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
G T F!

cant be arsed to do anymore, get someone else to make you one


Didn't ask you in the first place!!!

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