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Steve
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
On my way home from work tonight i was coming down my back lane and noticed a childs football rolling around int he middle of the road. It was blocking my route so i decided to get out the car and return the ball.

So i got out and walked up to the footie and kicked it back over the fence, now i had my work shoes on a cant really kick that well in them so it was a kind of toe punt any way the ball went flying over the fence faster than anticipated and straight through their kitchen window

Needless to say i made my exit quite quickly
DanielJ
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Demo
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice one steven
stubbsy
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
think thats the funniest thing ive ever seen you write
Scott
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quality
Dav
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Nice one
antonOO2
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PMSL steve you muppet
Scott
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
someone will be having chips, beans and glass for their dinner
Adam-D
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case ahh ill just "boot" SMASH

SHIT........... start car start


drive drive!!!!! faster!!!!11
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quote:
Originally posted by stubbsy
think thats the funniest thing ive ever seen you write


agreed mate
MikeE
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the_legend_of_yrag
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lmfao, mum just asked why i cracked up laughing! That has made my day, legend!!
Nismo
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nice one stevey boy.
sxi boy
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was it ur favourite neighbour's window??
stuyw
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
did u kick it though the round window or the square window
Sooty
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23rd Oct 03 at 16:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sxi boy
was it ur favourite neighbour's window??


FPMSL !!
sxi boy
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23rd Oct 03 at 17:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
remember that day richard??

steven was too scared to go home cos the big bad rmy man was going to beat him up for driving too fast
Sooty
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''I wasnt doing 120 honest... it was only like.... 90''
corsa_chick627
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that was my window u kicked it through steve
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I doubt this most windows are double glazed and would not smash after getting hit by a football. I suspect you maybe hit a greenhouse or you drive through a really scummy area where they don;t have double glazing
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no its a cottage with single galzed windows as i live in the middle of nowhere, and to cap it off it was the mans house that threatened to come and kick my head in for driving at 100 mph down my back lane, i hope he didnt see me leg it and drive off
Demo
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he will think you have a personal vendetta against him
Makarus
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You may well be getting a vist then matey.
Tiger
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I went conkering when i was about 12/13 and chucked a huge plank over someones fence.....................it went straight through their greenhouse and took at least 5 panes of glass with it - i shit it big time and ran the 2 miles home!!!
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