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Craig W
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24th Oct 03 at 01:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Obviously for all the usual perks you get from being a doorman... but also...

Tonight in the club some bird came up to me and said she recognised me from where she works (a leasure centre/park) and that from now on when i go in i'll get free use of facilities, free food and free drink.

From other people i also get:
Free cinema tickets
Free bowling
Discounts at JJB Sport
Discounts at Tesco
Discounts at Pizza Hut
& my bird gets discounts in some women shops

drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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24th Oct 03 at 02:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do all these people know u have a bird? I offered my discount to fit women before when ive been fucked, kinda glad i havent seen many of em tho cos my manager wouldnt be too pleased!
Craig W
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24th Oct 03 at 02:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh yeah the whole door team get free entry to the local strip club too

Haven't been in though, bird won't let me
One of the strippers comes to the club sometimes - cor blimey

A couple go there 2-3 times a week, pervs
Craig W
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24th Oct 03 at 02:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
do all these people know u have a bird?


Yeah most do, as i have my bird with me when i'm getting the discounts
The girl tonight didn't ask though.

I can't win to be honest, even though my girls getting free stuff i still get an ear full because she thinks i must chat them up.
Scott
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Location: Kilmarnock,Scotland
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24th Oct 03 at 02:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

u love ur job my

i hate my profile

just had a hefy beating plue my house window smashed , greeeeeeeeeeet cunts head will roll tomorrow
Craig W
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24th Oct 03 at 02:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Scott
u love ur job my

i hate my profile

just had a hefy beating plue my house window smashed , greeeeeeeeeeet cunts head will roll tomorrow



Go to sleep buddy, your fingers will hit the right keys in the morning.
drunkenfool
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24th Oct 03 at 02:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what was all that about mate? I got to go to sleep now, ill look at this thread later on!
CorsaLad16v
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Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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24th Oct 03 at 02:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yea, gd luck wiv gettin up in the mornin drunkenfool
Scott
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24th Oct 03 at 02:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

m8 cant get to sleep

face is killing me and window is smashed

heads will fuckin roll 2morrow
CorsaLad16v
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24th Oct 03 at 02:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what happened m8?
Scott
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24th Oct 03 at 03:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

an on going fewd btw me and a lad

got 6 mates to jump on my head in a club

i got outside me and him 1 on 1 , i was getting the better of him and got arrseted and taken home, then all of a sudeen hosue windows broken

WANKERS !!!!!!!
CorsaLad16v
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24th Oct 03 at 03:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

soz to hear that m8, plannin a revenge attack? or not as it may escalate (sp) things
Scott
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24th Oct 03 at 03:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh yeah mate

i know where he works focus (diy store)

2morrow hes in for the shock of his life, me n the lads are going down th sort him out in store , ohhhhhhhh fuck hes a dead man walking
CorsaLad16v
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24th Oct 03 at 03:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sounds like fun! like the jerry springer show but in a DIY store not that i watch/ever have watched jerry springer..
Scott
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24th Oct 03 at 03:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

heads are rollin mate

not even going to bed
Sam
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24th Oct 03 at 06:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Scott
Oh yeah mate

i know where he works focus (diy store)

2morrow hes in for the shock of his life, me n the lads are going down th sort him out in store , ohhhhhhhh fuck hes a dead man walking


Not like there is going to be any witnesses or CCTV, or anything...
carnoisseurcraig
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24th Oct 03 at 08:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

LOL, scott, what have u been doing. ferget the fuds, u have a business to run. Will only bring bad press.
ajscorsa
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24th Oct 03 at 08:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

scott ya nutter whit shop whit time lol a wanna be there
Tom
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24th Oct 03 at 09:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

scottys mad like me when he's pished

Scott dun bother with them, well don't bother with them personally, let sum1 else do it for it and it discreet.
vibrio
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24th Oct 03 at 09:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
Obviously for all the usual perks you get from being a doorman... but also...

Tonight in the club some bird came up to me and said she recognised me from where she works (a leasure centre/park) and that from now on when i go in i'll get free use of facilities, free food and free drink.

From other people i also get:
Free cinema tickets
Free bowling
Discounts at JJB Sport
Discounts at Tesco
Discounts at Pizza Hut
& my bird gets discounts in some women shops





I get free blue roll. PGTF
Scott
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24th Oct 03 at 09:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

bit jangid last night lads

got a sounder of a black eye today tho
willay
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24th Oct 03 at 09:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

*strokes scott*

you load of fooking thugs!
Scott
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24th Oct 03 at 11:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



THUG life hommie , westside
ajscorsa
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24th Oct 03 at 11:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thats what ya get for stayin in killie move to irvine its safer
Marc
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24th Oct 03 at 11:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

rolling rolling rolling!!!!!!!

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