Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
User status: Offline
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A man walks into a bar with an Ostrich and a Cat and orders 3 beers, the barman says: "that'll be $6.00 please".
With that the cat yells out " IM NOT PAYING FOR THAT !!" so the man reaches into his pocket an slaps $6.00 onto the counter.
Next day they walk into the bar again, the man orders 3 beers and 3 hot dogs, the barman says ' that'll be $12.00 thanks'' the cat yells out " IM NOT PAYING FOR THAT !!". So the man reaches into his pocket and slaps $12.00 onto the counter.
Next day they walk in again and the barman says to the man , ' you've come in here a few times now and each time you've had the exact change !! how come?
The man replies,' Well I found this Jeanni and he granted me 3 wishes, I wished for a pocket with the right change for whatever I wanted, whether it be drink, food, houses, cars etc.
'Great' replied the barman .. what else did u wish for?
"Well'' said the man that's where I fcuked up. I wished for a long legged bird with a tight pussy!!
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