evilrob
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Bothered?
I'll be watching just to play Apple Cliche Bingo:
"It's the best <something> we've ever made"
"It really pops"
"We really think you're going to love it."
etc.
Also, the usual talking head monologue from Mr. Ive:
"It's about the way these devices make you feel; the seamless combination of hardware and software working together in harmony. It's something we're extremely passionate about here at Apple; this is why I personally touch every one of our devices with my shiny minimalist penis before it leaves the factory. Mine's got fingerprint recognition built right into the bell end - look!"
[Edited on 09-09-2014 by evilrob]
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Marc
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I don't like those two options 
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Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I don't like those two options
Where is the, im not a fan boy but like iPhones and excited to see the new instalment released button?
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Rob_Quads
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Rob - you can always go and watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc and feel that microsoft love 
[Edited on 09-09-2014 by Rob_Quads]
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mwg
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The people that click couldn't give a fuck mate will all be watching it.
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evilrob
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob_Quads
Rob - you can always go and watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc and feel that microsoft love
 That ain't right. I reckon Ballmer had a cheeky toot just before he came on stage.
Luckily the new CEO Nutella Salmonella or whatever his name is seems to carry himself with a little more decorum.
[Edited on 09-09-2014 by evilrob]
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Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
The people that click couldn't give a fuck mate will all be watching it.
Yup. Then posting about how they don't give a fuck, starting conversations and creating threads on the interwebs.
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Brett
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I genuinely couldn't give a fuck
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Jason x
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Not overly bothered, will have a look at some pictures of what it's like later but won't be getting anything anyway.
Rather spend £500 on my car.
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evilrob
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason x
Rather spend £500 on my car.
You could buy another one for that, couldn't you mate?
(only joshing with you, fella!)
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Jason x
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You could , Spent more on bits for the car than the car itself already anyway
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Balling
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Love seeing the new stuff, but can't be bothered to sit through the keynote.
Usually have Engadget or something open with the live update showing.
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Jambo
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Thats what I will be doing
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Cavey
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I ticked couldn't give a fuck, but will keep up to speed with what's announced either on here, BBC website or wherever.
I won't be buying anything from it, but always intrigued with what they're offering as the best ever
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John
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I'll be watching what's announced as usual but will be surprised if they have anything interesting.
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Generation
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I'm watching, am bored and due an upgrade. If that means I want to suck a dick, then so be it
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Generation
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Guess I'm not cool
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p
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I only give a fuck as I need a new phone and the iPhone 6 is probably the one I'll get  
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Generation
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
quote:
Originally posted by mwg
The people that click couldn't give a fuck mate will all be watching it.
Yup. Then posting about how they don't give a fuck, starting conversations and creating threads on the interwebs.
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AlunJ
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Well they've completely fucked up the streaming of the event anyway.
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Rob_Quads
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yup - royal screwup. I can see some very heated meetings after this one
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John
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No chance, meeting full of people saying, 'it's ok', it was 'good enough'.
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Jambo
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I managed about 240seconds in total. It was laughably bad.
Even when it was working; on my iPad (loud) it was stupidly quiet and the translators voice was interfering with his voice. Bloody annoying.
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Dan
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Apple pay....
Adult GiftsClick here to vist us
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Balling
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Not the most flattering photo...
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