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Steve
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So I get into bed last night, I always leave my PC turned on at night. Lay there pissing about on my phone, and hear a random clicking, I ignored it, then turned over and glanced at my PC screen, there was a porno video randomly playing in Media player

WTF is that all about, I dont even have any porn stored on my PC
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Horny ghost
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I took a pic hold on
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Looks like Sally Williams that.
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I wonder if dave williams has been masterbating on my pc
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probs
Dom
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Is that not paris hilton's vid?
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I dont know, im no expert dom?
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Neither am i, better call Willay....sure he'll know

Although why are you watching porn Steve and posting about it on CS?
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Sleepstroking

You were burping the worm.
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His craving for attention must be quite high today. Perhaps its affected by the weather, like a pollen count.
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Excuse me
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as if
Aaron
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The story would have been better if you'd told us that the speakers were on full blast to be honest, and the fake orgasmic noises made by the bird in the video were heard by everyone in the house.

Never the less....cool story bro.
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
I dont even have any porn stored on my PC


Then what is your pc even for?

[Edited on 22-06-2013 by andy_mk3]
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There's a virus going round that's common ATM that people control the pc's etc
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Would that be classified as a virus if people are hacking into your pc and controlling it?
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quote:
Originally posted by VrsTurbo
There's a virus going round that's common ATM that people control the pc's etc

trojan horses have been going around for years and years mate

quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Would that be classified as a virus if people are hacking into your pc and controlling it?

kind of, it's fun to do anyway

[Edited on 22-06-2013 by Root]
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Is this where you tell us you are in charge of a worldwide spambot and have access to over 10,000 computers
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quote:
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Is this where you tell us you are in charge of a worldwide spambot and have access to over 10,000 computers


He died last year.
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should have got a mac, no viruses
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quote:
Originally posted by Root
quote:
Originally posted by VrsTurbo
There's a virus going round that's common ATM that people control the pc's etc

trojan horses have been going around for years and years mate

Netbus Good times.
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Originally posted by LeeM
should have got a mac, no viruses


OSX is still prone to malware and viri do exist (OSX does have it's vulnerabilities) albeit in lab conditions.
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Honest mum, it started itself

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